1 00:00:05,460 --> 00:00:08,760 ♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪ 2 00:00:08,850 --> 00:00:12,940 ♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪ 3 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:15,070 ♪ Beats all you never saw ♪ 4 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:19,990 ♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪ 5 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:23,430 ♪ Staightnin' the curves ♪ 6 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:27,650 ♪ Flatnin' the hills ♪ 7 00:00:27,740 --> 00:00:33,350 ♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will ♪ 8 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,310 ♪ Makin' their way ♪ 9 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,320 ♪ The only way they know how ♪ 10 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:46,370 ♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪ 11 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:49,760 ♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪ 12 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:54,200 ♪ Woudln't change if they could ♪ 13 00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:57,420 ♪ Fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪ 14 00:00:57,510 --> 00:00:59,770 Yee-haw! 15 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,780 The men around Hazzard take pride in their cooking... 16 00:01:07,870 --> 00:01:10,260 their women and their cars. 17 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:13,960 And old Coy and Vance Duke are about the best drivers around. 18 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:16,440 They have to be to keep up with Daisy... 19 00:01:16,530 --> 00:01:18,750 - a real double threat. - What's with you, fellas? 20 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:21,710 I thought you'd give me some competition. 21 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,100 And she can cook too. 22 00:01:30,630 --> 00:01:32,800 We've been taking it easy on you, little cuz. 23 00:01:32,890 --> 00:01:34,500 Wait till we get back on level ground. 24 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:37,640 Where is he gonna find that in Hazzard? 25 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:44,900 Yeah, yeah, you remember there's a yellow flag on Old Mill Road. 26 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,350 Remember our bet, fellas. 27 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:57,960 Loser cooks breakfast and does dishes for a week. 28 00:01:58,050 --> 00:02:01,530 Them boys better get moving. They cook bad. 29 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:03,700 How-some-ever, I got a feeling that there 30 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,100 ain't nobody gonna win this race. 31 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,670 Oh, you're right, Flash. We got a live one. 32 00:02:21,590 --> 00:02:24,940 We got her, Flash. Daisy Duke. Naughty, naughty. 33 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:28,430 - We got you this time. - Alright, Rosco. What is it? 34 00:02:28,510 --> 00:02:29,820 You were speeding, that's what. 35 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,430 You call 55 miles an hour speeding? 36 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,130 Well, it is if you're in a 15-mile-an-hour zone. 37 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:38,870 Obviously, you didn't see that white sign back there. 38 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,400 I just passed that sign, Rosco, and it was 55 miles an hour. 39 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,440 - Do tell. - You're not gonna get away. 40 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:47,140 I'm taking you to court. I'm gonna get a jury trial... 41 00:02:47,230 --> 00:02:49,750 and everybody's gonna know what you've done here. 42 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,750 That's tough because you're have to go with me till then. 43 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,540 You gotta raise bail. 44 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,110 Now, in Hazzard County, 45 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,200 even a friendly race takes second place... 46 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:09,030 to somebody having trouble. 47 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,860 - You fellas need any help? - No, thanks. We'll manage. 48 00:03:11,950 --> 00:03:14,210 Not like that it won't. Let me give you a hand. 49 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,340 I said, we'll manage. 50 00:03:19,170 --> 00:03:22,260 Well, sorry. We was just trying to help. Come on, Coy. 51 00:03:22,350 --> 00:03:24,570 That's what we get for trying to be a good samaritan. 52 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:27,180 No way we gonna beat Daisy now. A week of fixing breakfast... 53 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:29,090 and washing them dishes. 54 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:31,920 That ain't all we gotta worry about. I saw a gun... 55 00:03:32,010 --> 00:03:33,840 - on the front seat. - You're kidding. 56 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,330 You dipsticks, on your feet. We got a prisoner to lock up. 57 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:48,940 - Daisy! - What'd you do to get arrested? 58 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:51,460 Oh, Rosco suckered me into one of his speed traps. 59 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:55,430 - I don't aim to be here long. - Oh, see, naughty, naughty. 60 00:03:55,510 --> 00:03:57,380 We haven't locked you up, and already you're 61 00:03:57,470 --> 00:04:00,600 planning to escape. Listen, Daisy, you're gonna have 62 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:02,560 to stay in jail until you pay your bail 63 00:04:02,650 --> 00:04:04,970 and that's gonna be a toughie because it's a code-one bail. 64 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,936 Code-one? Come on, Rosco. That's a little steep, isn't it? 65 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,960 Yes, sir. She don't make no trouble, sheriff. 66 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:12,010 Why not? She's a Duke, isn't she? Just hush. 67 00:04:12,090 --> 00:04:15,710 I gotta get back to my speed trap... Duty. 68 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:18,710 I gotta catch some more suckers. I love it. I love it. 69 00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:26,150 Okay. You can tell her we're ready to take our medicine. 70 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,940 Who "her," and what "medicine?" 71 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,850 Daisy. Didn't she tell you about the race? 72 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:31,550 How could she tell me anything? 73 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,990 I ain't seen her since you all left this morning. 74 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:36,160 That don't make sense. She had us whipped good. 75 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,210 Think maybe she had an accident? 76 00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:41,990 Bo Peep to Lost Sheep, you got your ears on? 77 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,210 Daisy, this is Vance. 78 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:47,390 Daisy, honey, where are you? 79 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,236 Come back, sugar. We're starting to get worried. 80 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:52,130 Breaker. Lost Sheep, this is Crazy Cooter coming at you. 81 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:54,456 Glad y'all got your ears on, I've been trying to reach you. 82 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,050 Listen up now, I've got some bad news. 83 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:58,400 Rosco's done trumped up something on Daisy and... 84 00:04:58,490 --> 00:05:00,376 - has got her in the slammer. - You sure about that? 85 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,360 Sure as I can be, seen it with my own eyes. 86 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:04,800 I'll gonna run out to Old Mill Road and pick up her Jeep. 87 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:06,690 Somebody better get down there and spring her. 88 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,460 Okay, thanks, Cooter. We'll handle it. I'm gone. 89 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:11,240 Wonder what Rosco run her in for? 90 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:13,890 Well, it don't make no difference. She's innocent. 91 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:17,070 We gotta bail her out. You fellas get on into town... 92 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:20,070 - and I'll get my tax money. - Yes, sir. 93 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:27,040 Dagblast it. What are they doing? 94 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:29,520 Never heard of such a thing. Oh, my... 95 00:05:29,610 --> 00:05:33,220 While the boys and Jesse was rushing to spring Daisy... 96 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:37,880 Boss was meeting with them dudes with the hidden gun. 97 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,530 Alright, alright, alright. 98 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,360 It's about time you boys got here. 99 00:05:42,450 --> 00:05:44,530 I mean, I've been waiting for you over an hour. 100 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,930 And I didn't bring nothing to eat with me neither. 101 00:05:47,010 --> 00:05:50,840 Ain't our fault. You told us to sneak in by the back roads. 102 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:53,850 That was because nobody was supposed to see you on your way. 103 00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:56,110 -'Nobody did, did they?' -No. 104 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,640 - Good. - Except a couple of do-gooders. 105 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,200 They're driving an orange car with number 01 on the door. 106 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:03,600 Dagblast it! Them there's Duke boys! 107 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,030 They're the last ones in Hazzard County I wanted to spot you. 108 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,950 Now, you don't have to worry about them or anybody else... 109 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,610 if this job's as easy as you say it is. 110 00:06:12,690 --> 00:06:14,560 It'll be a lot easier than that. 111 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:17,740 It's in this jewelry store I own in the middle of Hazzard. 112 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:21,880 Across the street. This sucker sold my Lulu some fake jewelry. 113 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:27,660 Nobody in Hazzard steals unless I say so. 114 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:32,580 I could pick that safe in 30 seconds blindfolded. 115 00:06:32,670 --> 00:06:34,930 What kind of security are we up against? 116 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,200 You know something? That jeweler's got more money... 117 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,020 invested in burglar alarms... 118 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:41,200 than he's got in his very own jewelry. 119 00:06:41,290 --> 00:06:44,420 Then how do you figure this job's gonna be a pushover? 120 00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:45,990 It's on account of... 121 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:47,990 he forgot to put a burglar alarm 122 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,690 on the door leading to the basement. 123 00:06:50,770 --> 00:06:54,260 A little oversight. And that's exactly the door 124 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:56,130 you boys will be coming in. 125 00:06:56,210 --> 00:06:58,350 And how do you think we're gonna get there? 126 00:06:58,430 --> 00:07:01,440 You did notice that old manhole there, didn't you? 127 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,050 It leads right down to an old sewer line... 128 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:07,490 that runs right in front of that very basement. 129 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:11,530 All you gotta do is tunnel in and clean that sucker out... 130 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:14,710 before he notices anything is missing. 131 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,890 - What about the local law? - Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane? 132 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,460 Well, normally, he'd be in for a cut. 133 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:25,030 But steer clear of him 'cause I'm leaving him out of this one. 134 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:27,250 It's gonna be all mine. 135 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:30,160 That is, yours and mine. 136 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:39,650 Good girl, Flash. We got another one. 137 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:41,276 I'm telling you, this speed trap's paying off 138 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:43,830 like a jackpot. 139 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,960 Oh, good grief. Miz Tisdale. 140 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:04,200 Miz Tisdale, you're not to do wheelies in front of an officer. 141 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,330 Got a special delivery for you, Rosco. 142 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:08,216 I figured I'd catch you here at the new speed trap. 143 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,980 Oh, well, good. 144 00:08:10,070 --> 00:08:11,526 First you have to show me your ID, sheriff. 145 00:08:11,550 --> 00:08:14,600 Oh, good grief. You know doggone well who I am. 146 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,770 There. Oh, yeah. 147 00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:21,430 Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. 148 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,260 See, it's from the Lawman of the Year Committee. 149 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:27,650 I been nominated Lawman of the Year. 150 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:30,050 What darn fool would've done something like that? 151 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:33,530 Me. I nominated myself. 152 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:36,880 Says here they'll send an observer incognito to watch... 153 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:39,140 and observe me in action. 154 00:08:39,230 --> 00:08:41,450 Takes an honest citizen to be sheriff. 155 00:08:41,540 --> 00:08:43,190 Oh, I know. 156 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:47,370 Suppose that observer don't cotton to this speed trap? 157 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:51,160 Well, it isn't my speed trap. That's Boss Hogg's speed trap. 158 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,370 And as the next Lawman of the Year... 159 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:56,600 I'm not gonna stand for any more of his schemes. 160 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:59,860 In fact, first thing I'm gonna do is go back and let... 161 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:03,080 that sweet Daisy out of the pokey. 162 00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:05,300 Flash, is gonna be so proud of me. 163 00:09:05,390 --> 00:09:07,260 Good day to you, Miz Tisdale. 164 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:15,026 Get you anything else to make you more comfortable? 165 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:17,010 Some coffee, a pillow? 166 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:20,180 You like me to run and get some doughnuts? They're mighty good. 167 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:22,930 Oh, fellas, the flowers, the ice cream... 168 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:26,150 and the berry pie were just perfect. Thank you. 169 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:29,720 - Hey, baby. - Uncle Jesse. Hey, fellas. 170 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,760 Alright. Open up and let her go. 171 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:33,850 We can't do that. Rosco's orders. 172 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,160 Sorry, Vance, but you gotta make her bail first. 173 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,730 We got her right here, $50, just like always. 174 00:09:39,810 --> 00:09:41,990 It just ain't enough. I'm sorry about it. 175 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,470 I'm afraid you're about $450 short this time. 176 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:48,950 Are you fellas running on all four? It's always been $50... 177 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,480 ever since I can remember. 178 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,170 Uncle Jesse, don't blame them. 179 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:54,700 Now I know what Rosco meant by that code-one bail. 180 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:56,390 Five hundred dollars. 181 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,960 It don't look like my tax money's gonna be enough. 182 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:01,750 Alright. What's going on? 183 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:03,076 I'll tell you what's going on here. 184 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,450 Uncle Jesse can't raise $500 bail. 185 00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:08,620 Can't any of you dipsticks ever get anything straight? 186 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:11,190 It's not $500. 187 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,060 It's $5. 188 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:18,590 Which I'm suspending right now. Okay? 189 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,460 Come on out. 190 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:24,860 Rosco, you're suspending bail on a Duke? 191 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:27,560 That's right. 192 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,210 - I don't believe this. - Makes four of us. 193 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,040 - Five. - Six. 194 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,520 Fess up, Rosco. What's your angle? 195 00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:40,390 Moi angle? Me, your best friend, Rosco P. Coltrane? 196 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:44,140 Never, never, never. All I ask is if anybody asks you... 197 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:47,580 you just tell them it's another day of justice... 198 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:51,620 and fair play from the next Lawman of the Year. 199 00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,680 Alright, Daisy! How's that fresh air feel, honey? 200 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,900 Oh, honey, thank you. 201 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:07,640 Your chariot awaits you, madam. How's that for timing? 202 00:11:07,730 --> 00:11:09,990 I never thought I'd be getting out this quick. 203 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,910 Me neither, but I'm sure grateful you did. Yes, sirree. 204 00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:16,340 I'll ride home with Daisy, and we'll all meet over there... 205 00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:19,700 - and have us a celebration. - We'll see you back there. 206 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,480 See you there. Cooter, you can come on over too. 207 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:26,090 Alright. Thank you, sir. See you there. 208 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:27,920 Hey, cuz, ain't that our two friends 209 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:30,270 over there coming out of Rhuebottom's? 210 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,750 - Yeah. - I wonder if they're... 211 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,360 still packing that pistol. 212 00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:35,840 Ain't but one way to find out. Come on, cuz. 213 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:43,850 Morning, Coy, Vance. What can I do for ya? 214 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:46,200 Them two fellas that just left, you ever see them before? 215 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,640 Nope. Said they was from some kind of museum... 216 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,600 fixing to go hunting Indian artifacts in the hills. 217 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,290 That makes sense. Folks been digging up 218 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,690 old Indian pots and vases ever since I can remember. 219 00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:57,520 Unless they change their method, 220 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,430 they ain't gonna have luck at it. 221 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,130 They wanted some dynamite. That's the worst thing to use... 222 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:03,580 when you're hunting old pottery. 223 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,390 Blows everything to pieces. 224 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,570 How much did they buy? 225 00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:08,130 Nary a stick. I'm fresh out. 226 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:10,220 I'd have some towards the end of the week... 227 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:12,530 but they said by then they'd be long gone. 228 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,270 I don't like it. 229 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,376 Guns and dynamite just ain't a peaceful combination. 230 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,320 I think we better keep an eye on them... 231 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:21,060 and find out what they're really up to. Thank you. 232 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:23,060 Sure, boys. 233 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:24,670 Now, it's usually this kind of thinking 234 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,020 that gets a Duke in trouble. 235 00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:28,760 And this time, ain't no different. 236 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:35,550 Come on. They got about a five minute head start on us. 237 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:39,430 Ain't gonna help one bit. They don't know Coy Duke's driving. 238 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:42,390 Friends and neighbors, modesty ain't his long suit. 239 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,520 Now, being five minutes ahead of a Duke in Hazzard... 240 00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:54,010 don't mean much, because they do know the territory. 241 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:03,100 Yeehaw! 242 00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:07,410 See what I mean? 243 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,630 It's them two rubes. Where'd they come from? 244 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,200 Doesn't make any difference. There's no way they can... 245 00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:18,120 keep up with a souped-up engine like ours. 246 00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:26,870 You and your souped-up engine. 247 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:29,220 How come they're still gaining on us? 248 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,430 Beats me. 249 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,490 How about we stop running and find out what they want? 250 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:41,270 Boss'd be fit to be tied if we stopped. 251 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,190 There ain't no point double-crossing him. 252 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,670 That is, until after we clean out that jewelry store. 253 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,330 Hang on, cuz. We're gonna crash! 254 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:58,590 Old Coy does have a good grasp on the situation... 255 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,680 don't he? 256 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:12,170 Ain't that a shame. Them boys just had a blowout. 257 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,390 - Dang! - Now we'll never catch them. 258 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,260 Unless we turn the General into a three-wheeler. 259 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:19,700 Why do you figure them two cats spooked so easy? 260 00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:22,440 Maybe they got a lot more to hide than that gun I saw. 261 00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:24,580 Between that and the dynamite they tried to buy... 262 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:27,320 they could sure become a nuisance around here. 263 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,600 Not that it'll do much good but I figure we owe it to... 264 00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:32,020 the people of Hazzard to warn Rosco about them two. 265 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,410 Good idea. Tell you what, I'll get Cooter on the CB... 266 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,890 you change the tire. 267 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,956 Whoa! I'll get Cooter. You start changing the tire. 268 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,940 Sorry, cuz. 269 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:42,680 Vance ain't got but one other shirt, and it's for Sunday. 270 00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,990 Seeing as how he didn't know when the observer... 271 00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:47,820 from the Lawman of the Year committee would show up... 272 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:51,380 Rosco wasn't taking no chances. 273 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:53,600 Cletus, what the heck you think you're doing? 274 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:55,610 What the heck do you think? I'm writing tickets. 275 00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:56,780 - Well, quit it. - Why? 276 00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:58,570 We're being observed. 277 00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:01,000 - Observed? - Of course. Listen... 278 00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:03,010 don't look now, but there's a lady... 279 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,310 over at the bank with some curlers on. 280 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,230 - I told you not to look! - You looked. 281 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,686 - Those ain't real curlers. - They're not? 282 00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:10,970 No. 283 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,450 - What are they? - They're aerials. 284 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,320 - Aerials? - Sure. She's a two-way radio. 285 00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:16,150 No kidding? Can we get the ball game? 286 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,800 Hush! 287 00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:20,176 That ain't the kind of radio she is. She's a direct line... 288 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,110 right into the commission judging Sheriff of the Year. 289 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,070 Oh, that's terrific. And here I am writing... 290 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,640 Cletus! I will not have you harassing 291 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:29,550 these good people of Hazzard... 292 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,210 with these phony, trumped-up... 293 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:35,650 What's phony? They're your phony, trumped-up... 294 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,040 Get it... Get that thing out of here. 295 00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:40,170 Hey, Rosco, can we get a word with you? 296 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:44,920 Oh, a word with me? Of course. Listen, Rosco P. Coltrane... 297 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,270 always has time for his friends and neighbors... 298 00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:50,050 - when they're in trouble. - We ain't got troubles. 299 00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:51,710 - But you might have 'em. - Hush that. 300 00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:54,670 There are strangers in town. And one of 'em's packing a gun. 301 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,726 They was trying to buy dynamite from Mr. Rhuebottom. 302 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,060 - Will you hush about that? - We tried talking to them... 303 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:01,510 and they took off outta there like their tails was on fire. 304 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:04,200 You better run them down and talk to them a bit. 305 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,160 Are you kidding me, fella? 306 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,720 Listen, if I chased everybody that was suspicious... 307 00:16:08,810 --> 00:16:12,160 in Hazzard County, I'd have to start with Boss Hogg. 308 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,420 Just move this heap on out of here. 309 00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:17,910 Okay. But if anything happens, don't say we didn't warn you. 310 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:20,040 - We sure tried. - Get it out of here... 311 00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:22,820 before I ticket you for loitering with a piece of junk. 312 00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:28,480 Yes, sir. 313 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:35,100 Rosco P. Coltrane is on duty 25 hours of the day. 314 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:37,490 Same old Rosco. We should've known he wouldn't listen... 315 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,880 to anything a Duke had to say. 316 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:40,646 If he ain't gonna keep an eye on them fellas... 317 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:43,020 we're just gonna have to do it for him. 318 00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:46,110 I wish it was a couple of pretty gals for a change. 319 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,020 Spoke like a true red-blooded American. 320 00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:55,200 I'm gonna run it down for you one more time then. 321 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,250 You gonna park your van right there. 322 00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:59,510 Kitty-corner across from the jewelry store. 323 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,300 You climb down into the old sewer, 324 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:04,080 and you turn right 28 feet, 7 inches... 325 00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:07,090 then you start tunneling on your left right into the store. 326 00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,780 Them boys in that orange car, 327 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:10,390 they've been getting mighty nosy. 328 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,960 What if they come snooping while we're tunneling? 329 00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:15,750 There ain't no way them Duke boys can do that... 330 00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:17,620 if they're in a jail cell. 331 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,360 And that's exactly the place I'm gonna put them... 332 00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:25,060 till this job is over and all them jewels is in my pocket... 333 00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:26,930 where they rightfully belong. 334 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,826 Well, some of them will be in your pocket too. 335 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,150 See, I could read your mind. 336 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,890 Alright, take this and get about it. 337 00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:37,380 Well, what do we have here? 338 00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:41,080 Oh, a precious little bundle of joy. 339 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,560 Isn't that a pretty baby. 340 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,300 Well... Well, what do we have here? 341 00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:49,000 You haven't finished your lunch yet. 342 00:17:58,350 --> 00:17:59,490 Move out. 343 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:06,880 Ugly baby. He fell through an ugly tree and hit every limb. 344 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,350 Okay. 345 00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,310 - Enos? - Yes, sir? 346 00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:39,310 It's Flash's lunchtime. Would you do me a favor while... 347 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,790 I'm working on my speech and go to the car and get... 348 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,970 - Flash's doggy num-nums? - I'd be happy to, sheriff. 349 00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:52,230 - Just where do you...? - Sorry, Mr. Hogg. 350 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,020 - Enos! - I'm going out for num-nums. 351 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:57,280 Doggy num-nums? 352 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,070 Well, I bet you won't like them any more 353 00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:01,160 than I did when I tried them. 354 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,860 Rosco. Rosco! Will you just quit fussing around... 355 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,640 with that flea-bitten hound dog. 356 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,950 You got work to do, don't you know that? 357 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,470 I want you to get out there and arrest Coy and Vance Duke. 358 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,040 - On what charge? - I'll think of a good one later. 359 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:19,780 'I got an idea Cousin Boss.' 360 00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:22,440 Give them a ticket for going the wrong way on a one-way street. 361 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:24,400 Cletus, you dipstick, we ain't gonna do that. 362 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,660 How would that look? The Lawman of the Year? 363 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,230 I'm not gonna stoop that low. 364 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:29,790 Wait a minute. 365 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,400 - Did you say Lawman of the Year? - Yeah. 366 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:33,930 The Lawman of the Year. 367 00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:37,020 What does the Lawman of the Year have to do... 368 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,460 - with what's going on here? - I was nominated. 369 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,200 You were nominated Lawman of the Year? 370 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,680 - Yeah. - What fool would do that? 371 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,850 A fool like me. I'm not letting any of your phony schemes... 372 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:50,250 knock me out of the running. I'm gonna run Hazzard County... 373 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:53,600 fair and square, even if it means arresting you. 374 00:19:53,690 --> 00:19:54,470 Arresting me?! 375 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,600 Give me the num-nums. 376 00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:57,976 Here's your doggy num-nums, sheriff. 377 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,080 Oh, there it is. Here, Flash. 378 00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:03,650 Enos, listen. I want you to get out there with Cletus... 379 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:06,920 and give him a hand. And you arrest Coy and Vance Duke. 380 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,790 - But, Mr. Hogg... - But me no buts... 381 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,790 or you're gonna get your butt butted right back to California. 382 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,490 Atten-hut! 383 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,970 As police commissioner, 384 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:18,060 I'm ordering you to do your duty. Now git. 385 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,630 - Yes, sir. - I'm gonna drive. 386 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,540 And you... ought to be ashamed of yourself, 387 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,020 fussing around with that dog... 388 00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:26,110 and worrying about Lawman of the Year. 389 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,680 I wonder what's in these things. 390 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,420 - Dig right in here. Yeah. - Okay. 391 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,460 It's gonna work. Watch your eyes. 392 00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:36,510 They were city dudes, huh? 393 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,380 Least they were wearing city clothes. 394 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,390 They had this cranky look about them. 395 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:43,170 They was driving a green sedan. It was a couple years old... 396 00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,830 and it had a souped-up engine in it too. 397 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,350 I ain't seen it, but if I do, 398 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,390 I'll give y'all a holler on the CB, first thing. 399 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,830 Thanks, Cooter. Appreciate that. 400 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,490 Not so fast there. Y'all just freeze it right there. 401 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:56,310 Sorry, Coy, Vance, y'all under arrest. 402 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,490 Is that all y'all gotta do, go around, play cops and robbers? 403 00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,540 What do they want us for this time? 404 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:04,710 I hope y'all understand, but Mr. Hogg ain't told us that yet. 405 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,166 I don't want any funny business here. 406 00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,760 Been taking karate lessons you know. 407 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,200 - Samurai deputy. - Come on, samurai. 408 00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:15,380 Coy, Vance, come out now. Come on now. 409 00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:19,510 Cletus! 410 00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:28,260 Cletus, you messed up my dadgum lucky hat. 411 00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:30,260 They're getting away, Cletus. 412 00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:32,260 I guess this cements our relationship. 413 00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:36,750 Samurai deputies, huh? Grab ahold. 414 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:39,270 Danged luck! Those dudes are gonna be hard enough to find... 415 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,400 without Cletus and Enos on our tail. 416 00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:43,930 And if we do find them, we can't prove anything. 417 00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:45,490 They ain't wearing signs... 418 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:48,060 around their neck telling us they're crooks. 419 00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:51,240 Wait a cotton-picking minute. Maybe they are wearing signs. 420 00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,420 Say, like in wanted posters at the post office? 421 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,070 Cuz, that head of yours... 422 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,200 is busier than a jumper cable at a drag race. Let's go. 423 00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:16,700 Howdy, Miz Tisdale. 424 00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:19,400 Oh, Atlantic Ocean! You boys scared me to death. 425 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,180 You made me triple-stamp a 20-center. 426 00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:24,880 Excuse us for coming in the back. We're in kind of a hurry. 427 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,620 We'd like to look at wanted posters. 428 00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:28,360 That's what they're here for. 429 00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:30,970 Don't interrupt during business hours until you take a number. 430 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:32,850 - Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am. 431 00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:41,330 Oh, Flash. What a nice day it is. 432 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:43,380 Duck. It's Rosco. 433 00:22:43,470 --> 00:22:45,820 - Oh, good morning. - Land sakes. 434 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,560 If you boys wasn't kin to Jesse Duke, I'd be... 435 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,780 mighty suspicious about the way you two are acting. 436 00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:52,220 Now, if you wanna hide out in here, 437 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,000 you're gonna have to take a number. 438 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,440 See that old lady over there trying to cross the street? 439 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,440 Listen. I'll bet you anything that she's on that committee... 440 00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:04,310 to elect the Lawman of the Year. Watch me get another vote. 441 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,970 Now, stay here, now. 442 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:08,100 It's okay. He's not coming this way anymore. 443 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:15,890 - It's solid concrete. - You kidding me. 444 00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:17,660 You can't tell how thick it is or how deep. 445 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,476 We're gonna have to have another little meeting with Hogg. 446 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,150 We're gonna need that dynamite after all. 447 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,900 I seen every wanted poster since Cain took Abel... 448 00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:28,120 and I ain't seen neither of them dudes. 449 00:23:28,210 --> 00:23:30,186 - It was a long shot anyway. - Thanks, Miz Tisdale. 450 00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:33,910 Not so fast, boys. Them ain't the only wanted posters I got. 451 00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:36,210 A whole bunch more came in this morning. 452 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:38,390 I just haven't had a chance to pin them up. 453 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,130 Thank you, ma'am. 454 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:47,440 You're in good hands with Rosco P. Coltrane. 455 00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:51,840 Hold it right there. Watch... Alright. Come on through. 456 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:56,230 Here you go. You see, you're safe as a bug in a rug with me. 457 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,500 Sorry about that. 458 00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:01,240 It's been a pleasure, ma'am, helping you across the street. 459 00:24:01,330 --> 00:24:03,150 If anybody asks who did it... 460 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,590 you tell them Rosco P. Coltrane, the people's friend. 461 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,460 But I didn't want to cross the street. 462 00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:20,560 Oh, what a smart. 463 00:24:20,650 --> 00:24:23,570 I ought to give her a ticket for concealed umbrella. 464 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:30,140 Well, lookie here, Coy. You buy a used car from that man? 465 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,750 Jack Morris. That's one of them dudes alright. 466 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:37,540 "Subject is skilled demolition expert. 467 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,620 Is armed and should be considered dangerous." 468 00:24:39,710 --> 00:24:42,800 Alright, Flash. Let's go. 469 00:24:42,890 --> 00:24:44,800 Thank you, Miz Tisdale. You've been a big help. 470 00:24:44,890 --> 00:24:47,200 You be sure to tell your uncle, won't you? 471 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,290 - Oh, yes, ma'am. - Oh, yes, ma'am. 472 00:24:49,370 --> 00:24:53,550 I swear, just the thought of that man softens my arteries. 473 00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:59,990 Once you got it, I guess you never lose it. 474 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,010 Rosco, how many times have I told you... 475 00:25:13,090 --> 00:25:15,230 not to interrupt me during my snack break. 476 00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:16,880 Hush! This can't wait. 477 00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:19,230 Look, Boss. I'm gonna give you back everything... 478 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,360 you ever gave me as your share of all your phony deals. 479 00:25:22,450 --> 00:25:25,190 No, you don't. I wouldn't have given it to you if I could... 480 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,110 use any of it. What am I gonna do with all of that? 481 00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:30,280 I don't care. You can take these flippers. 482 00:25:30,370 --> 00:25:32,070 And you can flip, flop and fly. 483 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,370 You can take this fish and give it to some other sucker. 484 00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:37,120 Take this drum and beat it for all I care. I'm not gonna... 485 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,430 let anything stand in my way of being Lawman of the Year. 486 00:25:41,510 --> 00:25:43,910 Just get that all out of here, will you? 487 00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:46,780 I might keep these though. These are from the tooth fairy. 488 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,846 Rosco'll have to do something about these dudes 489 00:25:52,870 --> 00:25:54,610 when he sees this wanted poster. 490 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:57,920 I hope so. That man's stubborn than a donkey stuck in tar. 491 00:25:58,010 --> 00:25:59,400 That's for sure. 492 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,320 Oh, no. It's Cletus and Enos again. 493 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,580 Lose them. Then we'll double back and find Rosco. 494 00:26:12,590 --> 00:26:15,550 Ain't no use in y'all trying to get away from us now. 495 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:21,600 Come on, fellas. We'll make you a deal. You quit chasing us... 496 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,860 and we'll pay to have your uniforms dry-cleaned. 497 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,600 That's mighty nice of you. 498 00:26:25,690 --> 00:26:27,690 If you trying to bribe us, you can forget it. 499 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:30,690 This is one time you're not gonna make monkeys out of us! 500 00:26:34,570 --> 00:26:36,000 It's the pond again, Cletus! 501 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,960 Do you ever wonder how hard it 502 00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:44,620 is to be a fish in Hazzard County? 503 00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:00,680 Oh, Cletus. 504 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,770 They're okay. They're wading out. 505 00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:06,510 Good. Let's double back and show that wanted poster to Rosco. 506 00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:13,040 All we gotta do is stop chasing them 507 00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:14,910 whenever we get around any water. 508 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,560 And when we pass the water, we start chasing them again. 509 00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:21,310 - This'll never happen to us. - That's a good idea, Cletus. 510 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,050 At least we got this cement off before it hardened on us. 511 00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:27,270 Time the boys got back to town Rosco was making... 512 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,710 sure he had plenty of photographs to distribute... 513 00:27:29,790 --> 00:27:32,490 to the newspapers when he was named Lawman of the Year. 514 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:35,410 Smile now. See, this is the flasher... 515 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,670 I have to take it out of the camera. 516 00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:44,160 I bet that was a doozy. I bet that picked up every wrinkle. 517 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,380 Now, you go play, and I'll check the focus. 518 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:50,860 Take another one and get your pretty velvet ears in there. 519 00:27:50,950 --> 00:27:53,950 Rosco, remember them strangers we was telling you about? 520 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,780 This one here is wanted for safecracking. 521 00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:57,260 The other wouldn't win any prizes. 522 00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:59,080 Are you gonna arrest them? 523 00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:02,220 He ain't. The only ones that are gonna get arrested around... 524 00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:05,920 here are you two. Alright, Rosco. Cuff them and stuff them. 525 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,310 Now, hold on a minute, Boss. Take a look at this. 526 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,050 We saw that crook in town this morning. 527 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:12,400 For all we know, he might be planning to rob your bank. 528 00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:15,840 No, they ain't. I mean, how could they? 529 00:28:15,930 --> 00:28:17,620 Big crook like this... 530 00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:20,450 he's gotta be 100 miles away from here because, I mean... 531 00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:23,240 what would big crooks want in a little town like this? 532 00:28:23,330 --> 00:28:25,590 So, Rosco, are you gonna arrest them or no? 533 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,460 No, I'm not. 534 00:28:27,550 --> 00:28:29,940 Well, the reason being is because if that committee... 535 00:28:30,030 --> 00:28:33,900 They'd see through your trumped up charges in a split second. 536 00:28:33,990 --> 00:28:36,210 And then I wouldn't get elected Lawman of the Year. 537 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,600 So, I guess I'll have to do it myself 538 00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:40,430 and make a citizen's arrest. 539 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,260 Alright, give me them handcuffs. 540 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:44,780 Say "grits," Boss. 541 00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:47,220 Where'd they go? 542 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:49,400 - Freeze! - Rosco! Where are you? 543 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:12,330 Things are beginning to smell like an acre full of onions. 544 00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:14,070 It ain't like Boss not to be worried... 545 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,600 after seeing that wanted poster. 546 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,030 Just what I was thinking. 547 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,690 Seeing Morris is a bank robber... 548 00:29:18,770 --> 00:29:20,510 and Boss has the only bank in town, 549 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,520 it's like he don't want to stop him. 550 00:29:24,210 --> 00:29:25,796 Hey, maybe that's the reason he ain't worried. 551 00:29:25,820 --> 00:29:27,520 'Cause he's tied up with them. 552 00:29:27,610 --> 00:29:30,050 I know Boss is slippery as seven acres of goose grease... 553 00:29:30,130 --> 00:29:31,480 but rob his own bank? 554 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:33,220 I wouldn't put anything past him. 555 00:29:33,310 --> 00:29:36,490 And it doesn't hurt any to be on the safe side. 556 00:29:36,570 --> 00:29:38,790 Crazy C, this is Lost Sheep. You out there? 557 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,680 Breaker one, might be crazy, but I ain't dumb. 558 00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:42,880 Crazy Cooter coming back at you. 559 00:29:42,970 --> 00:29:45,630 What you all Duke boys wanna hear on the Hazzard Net? 560 00:29:45,710 --> 00:29:48,670 Remember them boys we was telling you about in that sedan? 561 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:52,110 Ends up they're bank robbers. At least one of them is. 562 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,850 Son, I'm telling you... 563 00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:56,640 I'm glad I ain't got no money in Boss Hogg's bank. 564 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,080 We told Rosco about it, but he ain't about to go after them. 565 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,550 So I figure it's up to us. Can you lend us a hand? 566 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,016 Hey, you got it. You know that. Where you want me to look at? 567 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,470 You head up north towards the county line. We'll go east. 568 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,820 Maybe we can get Shepherd and Bo Peep to help us. 569 00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:11,350 What do you mean, "maybe?" You just try and stop us. 570 00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:13,520 Uncle Jesse and I'll take west and south. 571 00:30:13,610 --> 00:30:17,220 Whoever sees those coyotes, give a hoot on the horn. We're gone. 572 00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:19,220 You got a big pository ten-four. 573 00:30:19,310 --> 00:30:22,530 Here, this is Crazy Cooter, and I'm going huntin'. 574 00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:35,240 Hey, look, listen here. 575 00:30:35,330 --> 00:30:38,640 You know I can't afford to be seen within 10 miles of you. 576 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,640 So, you better have a dang good reason for calling me here. 577 00:30:41,730 --> 00:30:43,730 How about 10 feet of solid concrete? 578 00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:46,730 We can't get into that jewelry store without blasting. 579 00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:48,730 And Rhuebottom's is fresh out of dynamite. 580 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:50,210 Yeah, well, I ain't. 581 00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:52,000 I got a whole mess of dynamite 582 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,480 locked up in the shack out at my gravel pit. 583 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,350 Here, take these here keys. 584 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,610 Just follow this road out, and you'll come to it. But hurry. 585 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,830 The sooner I get that loot fenced, 586 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,530 the sooner that money starts drawing interest. 587 00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:31,780 Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep, it's Bo Peep. 588 00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:34,170 I just hit the green jackpot. 589 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:37,560 There's two men in a green car heading east on Sawmill Road. 590 00:31:37,650 --> 00:31:39,610 The only thing out here is Boss' gravel company. 591 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:42,130 Try to follow 'em without being spotted till we catch up. 592 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:43,660 I'll try to raise Jesse and Cooter. 593 00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:45,140 You got it. I'm gone, honey. 594 00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:15,990 I got enough dynamite to blast clear to China. 595 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,260 Hold it. Do you hear anything? 596 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:35,230 Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep are you out there? It's Bo Peep. 597 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,360 Bo Peep, this is Lost Sheep. Come back. 598 00:32:37,450 --> 00:32:40,320 Listen, I'm at Boss' gravel yard right by the dynamite... 599 00:32:40,410 --> 00:32:43,590 shack and there's no sign of those boys in that car. 600 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,240 They must've gone up ahead to the pit. You stay where you are. 601 00:32:46,330 --> 00:32:47,730 We're gonna check that out together. 602 00:32:47,810 --> 00:32:49,200 Okay. Will do. 603 00:32:51,990 --> 00:32:55,820 Y'all know that Daisy ain't about to stay put for nobody. 604 00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:57,770 I just love that little old girl. 605 00:33:45,210 --> 00:33:47,080 Looking for somebody? 606 00:33:47,170 --> 00:33:52,920 No. No, actually, I was just checking on some stuff for... 607 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,610 No! 608 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,880 No! 609 00:34:00,490 --> 00:34:02,010 Bo Peep, this is Lost Sheep. 610 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:04,490 We'll be there in a couple of minutes. Come back. 611 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,540 I'd sure like to know why she ain't answering. 612 00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:27,780 No sign of the Jeep. Think she went on up ahead? 613 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:30,260 She wouldn't do that. We better take a look around. 614 00:34:34,090 --> 00:34:35,610 Over there in the shack! 615 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,230 What happened, sugar? 616 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,946 You know the two fellas y'all was looking for? 617 00:34:45,970 --> 00:34:47,800 Well, they found me. 618 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,126 What else would they be doing in here but getting dynamite? 619 00:34:50,150 --> 00:34:52,670 Did you see which way they went? 620 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,110 They tied me up, fellas. They could be here for all I know. 621 00:35:06,030 --> 00:35:09,120 Alright, hold it. Fighting's over. 622 00:35:09,210 --> 00:35:11,170 Well, it may be, but it sure don't look 623 00:35:11,260 --> 00:35:13,130 like peace broke out to me. 624 00:35:26,490 --> 00:35:28,750 That ought to keep them till we're long gone. 625 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:45,120 No, forget it, forget it. This ain't going anywhere. 626 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,510 They suckered us good. 627 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,160 Ain't no way to bust down this door. 628 00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:51,120 Well, fellas we gotta do something. 629 00:35:51,210 --> 00:35:53,600 They must have enough dynamite to blow up half of Hazzard. 630 00:35:53,690 --> 00:35:55,210 I know it's a long shot, but let's give 631 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,300 this alarm a try and see what happens. 632 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,050 Oh, there. 633 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:09,750 - Enos, will you get that phone? - Oh, yes, sir. 634 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,060 Hazzard County Sheriff's Office. Deputy Strate speaking. 635 00:36:14,710 --> 00:36:16,360 Possum on a gum bush, sheriff! 636 00:36:16,450 --> 00:36:18,930 Mabel over at the phone company says an alarm went off at... 637 00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:21,630 the gravel pit must be a fire in the dynamite shack. 638 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:24,240 What the heck is she bothering me for? 639 00:36:24,330 --> 00:36:26,550 If there is a fire in that old dynamite shack... 640 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,380 it's probably blown from here to Hatchapee by now. 641 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:32,160 Sheriff Rosco said, "What are you bothering us for?" Sorry. 642 00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:35,340 Hey, what did you do that for? Rosco, we gotta do something. 643 00:36:35,430 --> 00:36:37,990 I'll tell you what Flash and I are gonna do. 644 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,340 We're going out on patrol. We're going out on 645 00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:42,430 the city streets and patrol. 646 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,390 In case any of those Lawman committee 647 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,790 people are snooping around spying on me... 648 00:36:46,870 --> 00:36:50,090 they're gonna see that Rosco P. Coltrane... 649 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:53,750 is on the job 24 hours a day. 650 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,750 Enos, it's you and me. Let's go. Cousin Boss will kill us. 651 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,190 My turn to drive. 652 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,060 - No, it's my turn. - My turn. 653 00:37:03,150 --> 00:37:07,850 - Cletus, it's my turn to drive. - No. It's my turn to drive. 654 00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:11,380 Hey, you tricked me. You tricked me. It's my turn to drive. 655 00:37:15,470 --> 00:37:17,120 You hear anything else from the boys? 656 00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:19,430 Not since that garbled message a while back... 657 00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:22,170 sounded like they said they was going to the gravel pit. 658 00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:24,560 We better run up there and check it out. 659 00:37:24,650 --> 00:37:27,440 Okay. Pull up a little. I'll be right behind you. 660 00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:36,570 While Enos and Cletus was speeding toward the gravel... 661 00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:42,620 pitt them robbers was halfway back to town. 662 00:37:42,710 --> 00:37:45,760 Work gang calling Sewer Commissioner Hogg. 663 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,540 Work gang calling Sewer Commissioner Hogg. Come back. 664 00:37:48,630 --> 00:37:52,290 This is Sewer Commissioner Hogg speaking, work gang. 665 00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:55,290 It's about time you called back. Listen, tell me did... 666 00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:58,940 you get your hands on that strong stuff I sent you for? 667 00:37:59,030 --> 00:38:00,900 That ain't all we got, commissioner. 668 00:38:00,990 --> 00:38:04,170 We got them two rubes you warned us about on ice... 669 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:05,860 and we're headed back. 670 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,440 Them words is music to my ears. Alright, now listen. 671 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,920 I'll be waiting at that manhole to make sure nobody... 672 00:38:16,010 --> 00:38:19,750 else interferes with your good works. Over and out. 673 00:38:22,190 --> 00:38:24,270 I sure wouldn't want old Boss to run out. 674 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,580 It's a good hour till supper. 675 00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:42,950 Hey, that's Cooter's truck. 676 00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:44,600 At least we were right about the boys. 677 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:47,430 They won't be too far from the General. 678 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,210 Alarm's going. 679 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:50,910 - You boys in there? - Yes, sir! 680 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,870 Bless his long johns, it's Uncle Jesse. 681 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,310 - Daisy with you? - Yes, sir! 682 00:38:55,390 --> 00:38:58,570 Listen, y'all. Hang on. We'll get you out of there in no time. 683 00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:11,410 You kids stay back from the door now. 684 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,370 Stand on it, Cooter. 685 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:19,810 - Are you alright? - We're okay. 686 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,510 I don't know about the folks in town. 687 00:39:21,590 --> 00:39:23,266 Them crooks is headed there with a box of dynamite. 688 00:39:23,290 --> 00:39:24,746 We gotta stop them before they turn Hazzard into 689 00:39:24,770 --> 00:39:26,550 one big pile of toothpicks. 690 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,640 Hey, we better follow 'em. They're gonna need help. 691 00:39:28,730 --> 00:39:31,910 Alright. I'll go with Daisy and find her Jeep. See you in town. 692 00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:52,410 Alright, it's all set. I got that dang jeweler over in... 693 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:55,930 the county building filling out a jillion business permits. 694 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:58,630 So nobody's gonna hear you blasting, but nobody. 695 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,460 Alright, get to work now. 696 00:40:04,370 --> 00:40:06,330 Get them sewers fixed up. 697 00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:08,200 That's right. 698 00:40:08,290 --> 00:40:10,990 We're doing everything we can to keep Hazzard looking neat. 699 00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:15,990 Oh, howdy. 700 00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:38,500 Calling the sheriff's office. This is Vance and Coy Duke here. 701 00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:41,020 Rosco, you're in big trouble. This time, you better listen. 702 00:40:42,850 --> 00:40:44,526 Them crooks we told you about are headed your way... 703 00:40:44,550 --> 00:40:47,420 with a load of fireworks, and it ain't the fourth of July. 704 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,510 Flapjacks on a Ferris wheel. 705 00:40:49,590 --> 00:40:51,810 Coy, this is Cletus. What crooks? 706 00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:55,030 Oh, boy! 707 00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:01,210 Something tells me, we better go after them. Hang on! 708 00:41:07,570 --> 00:41:09,270 Okay. Move back. 709 00:41:23,850 --> 00:41:26,940 Flash, see that guy under the newspaper? 710 00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:28,460 He's an observer. 711 00:41:28,550 --> 00:41:30,810 He thinks he's fooling me. He's an observer. 712 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,470 Uh-oh! What do we have here? 713 00:41:36,550 --> 00:41:39,430 Somebody trespassing on the grass. 714 00:41:39,510 --> 00:41:41,470 We'll just give him something to observe. 715 00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:51,130 Boss, what in the heck do you think you're doing, huh? 716 00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:53,090 - What am I doing? - Yeah. Well? 717 00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:56,140 Minding my own business, like you ought to be doing. 718 00:41:56,230 --> 00:41:58,440 Just go on back to your office and stand on guard... 719 00:41:58,530 --> 00:42:00,376 in case some criminal makes trouble in Hazzard... 720 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,190 Hush. 721 00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:04,580 Didn't you see that sign? It says "Keep off the grass." 722 00:42:04,670 --> 00:42:07,930 Look, there ain't no grass here. Just a lot of mud. 723 00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:10,020 I'm warning you, just clear out of here, will you? 724 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:13,110 I'm not afraid of you. Some people may be afraid of you... 725 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,850 'cause you're the richest and most powerful man in Hazzard. 726 00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:19,070 But Rosco P. Coltrane shows no favorites. 727 00:42:20,470 --> 00:42:22,640 - But I... - Hush. 728 00:42:22,730 --> 00:42:26,080 Oh, I love it, I love it. Police work's my life. 729 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,480 You know, with all the cars backfiring in Hazzard... 730 00:42:33,570 --> 00:42:35,530 that won't hardly even be noticed. 731 00:42:39,830 --> 00:42:43,230 Now, be observant. That's the whole thing in the police force. 732 00:42:46,710 --> 00:42:50,450 Alright, litterbug. What the heck do you think you're... 733 00:42:50,540 --> 00:42:54,540 doing throwing your garbage on the streets of Hazzard? 734 00:42:54,630 --> 00:42:58,290 Listen, a crime like that does not go unnoticed, you know. 735 00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:01,730 I'll have you know that Rosco P. Coltrane... 736 00:43:01,810 --> 00:43:04,120 has eyes in the back of his head... 737 00:43:04,210 --> 00:43:07,820 and no crime goes unnoticed in Hazzard County. 738 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,430 Pay it promptly, or I'll be after you again. 739 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,170 Oh, Flash, I tell you. 740 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:26,580 Quick now. Come on, come on. Get out of there, get out of there. 741 00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:28,930 Oh, good. You got it. Alright! 742 00:43:29,010 --> 00:43:31,100 Now, hand it over, and we'll divvy up later. Come on. 743 00:43:31,190 --> 00:43:32,970 That's what you think, fatso. 744 00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:35,540 Give me that, give me that. Let go of that. 745 00:43:40,940 --> 00:43:43,850 - Oh, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. - What are you doing? 746 00:43:43,940 --> 00:43:47,250 I ought to give you a ticket for blocking up the sewer. 747 00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:49,160 Oh, look! They're getting away. 748 00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:51,950 Oh, come back here. You in that green car. 749 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,000 - You were parking illegally. - Parking illegally? 750 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:58,000 - They robbed the jewelry store. - They just... 751 00:43:58,090 --> 00:44:01,130 - Jewelry store? - Yes. 752 00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:03,090 Freeze! Come back here! 753 00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:05,440 That's them up ahead. 754 00:44:05,530 --> 00:44:08,100 They ain't gonna be ahead for long. 755 00:44:27,940 --> 00:44:30,210 After them! After them! 756 00:45:05,980 --> 00:45:07,720 Come on. Drive, drive, drive. 757 00:45:12,070 --> 00:45:15,030 All I gotta do is catch them, and there ain't no way... 758 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,950 I ain't gonna become Lawman of the Year. 759 00:45:17,030 --> 00:45:18,600 Yeah, that'll be the day. 760 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,130 You mess around with nasty people. 761 00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:32,480 Me? I thought that was your friend. 762 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,300 You got it. Good. You got all the evidence. 763 00:46:15,790 --> 00:46:17,700 Congratulations, Cletus, Enos. 764 00:46:17,790 --> 00:46:20,230 Y'all captured two of the biggest crooks in the state. 765 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,620 That's right. We're real proud of you. 766 00:46:22,710 --> 00:46:25,580 And that was the end of the great Hazzard jewel robbery. 767 00:46:25,670 --> 00:46:27,800 The crooks tried to implicate Boss... 768 00:46:27,890 --> 00:46:30,150 and naturally, Boss denied everything. 769 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,850 And seeing as there was no witnesses, 770 00:46:31,940 --> 00:46:33,110 Boss got off scot-free. 771 00:46:35,030 --> 00:46:37,850 Except he had to pay for the dynamite damage 772 00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:39,290 to the jewelry store. 773 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:44,120 What's all this? 774 00:46:44,210 --> 00:46:45,910 You Cletus Hogg? 775 00:46:45,990 --> 00:46:48,520 - Yes, ma'am, you know I am. - You gotta show me your ID. 776 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,520 - ID, ID, ID. - Hey, Miz Tisdale. 777 00:46:50,610 --> 00:46:53,040 There, you see, my picture. 778 00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:56,090 Miz Tisdale gave Cletus and Enos a special delivery... 779 00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:58,270 letterinforming them the Support Your... 780 00:46:58,350 --> 00:47:02,230 Sheriff Committee had voted them Lawmen of the Year. 781 00:47:02,310 --> 00:47:04,580 You see, Miz Tisdale was the observer 782 00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:07,620 for the Support Your Sheriff Committee. 783 00:47:07,710 --> 00:47:09,450 - Alright, how about a raise? - No, no. 784 00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:12,850 - Hold on. We could use a raise. - Little bit of one. 785 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,980 And old Rosco, he took it like a man.